{"id":124,"date":"2019-10-15T01:13:24","date_gmt":"2019-10-15T01:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zinequeen.littlethemeshop.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2019-10-15T01:13:24","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T01:13:24","slug":"i-walked-my-cat-on-a-leash-and-lived-to-tell-the-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/2019\/10\/15\/i-walked-my-cat-on-a-leash-and-lived-to-tell-the-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"I Walked My Cat on a Leash and Lived to Tell the Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t\t\t\n

\u2018We must burn the house down!\u2019 said the Rabbit\u2019s voice; and Alice called out as loud as she could, \u2018If you do. I\u2019ll set Dinah at you!\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself, \u2018I wonder what they will<\/em> do next! If they had any sense, they\u2019d take the roof off.\u2019 After a minute or two, they began moving about again, and Alice heard the Rabbit say, \u2018A barrowful will do, to begin with.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘A barrowful of what<\/em>?\u2019 thought Alice; but she had not long to doubt, for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the window, and some of them hit her in the face. \u2018I\u2019ll put a stop to this,\u2019 she said to herself, and shouted out, \u2018You\u2019d better not do that again!\u2019 which produced another dead silence. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she began shrinking directly. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her head. \u2018If I eat one of these cakes,\u2019 she thought, \u2018it\u2019s sure to make some<\/em> change in my size; and as it can\u2019t possibly make me larger, it must make me smaller, I suppose.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As soon as she was small enough to get through\n the door, she ran out of the house, and found quite a crowd of little\n animals and birds waiting outside. The poor little Lizard, Bill, was in\n the middle, being held up by two guinea-pigs, who were giving it something\n out of a bottle. They all made a rush at Alice the moment she appeared;\n but she ran off as hard as she could, and soon found herself safe in a\n thick wood.\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018The first thing I\u2019ve got to do,\u2019 said Alice to herself, as she wandered about in the wood, \u2018is to grow to my right size again; and the second thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I think that will be the best plan.\u2019 <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\n It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very neatly and simply\n arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea how\n to set about it; and while she was peering about anxiously among the\n trees, a little sharp bark just over her head made her look up in a great\n hurry.\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and\n feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. \u2018Poor little thing!\u2019\n said Alice, in a coaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to it; but\n she was terribly frightened all the time at the thought that it might be\n hungry, in which case it would be very likely to eat her up in spite of\n all her coaxing.\n
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\u2018We must burn the house down!\u2019 said the Rabbit\u2019s voice; and Alice called out as loud as she could, \u2018If you do. I\u2019ll set Dinah at you!\u2019 There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself, \u2018I wonder what they will do next! If they had any sense, they\u2019d take the roof off.\u2019 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[142,147,150,171,179,181],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plug.littlethemeshop.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}